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@squirrel think I heard that a bunch were made in Brazil under contract, they also made little tiny caravans for them!

twitter: stores passwords in plaintext

computerfairi.es: stores passwords as little beepy songs sung by maplebots

food, computational hardware 

@kibi @gdkar ask the americans because they insist on storing dates like that

@chosafine@instance.business can you chuck it in your hand luggage?

@ElfLord I'm pretty sure everyone involved wants to forget that one

Mystery solved!
In case anyone is interested: Twitter doesn't allow celebrity avatars anymore and a Brazilian person with 26k followers tweeted "Let's fuck Mastodon up" [paraphrasing here]

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Oh yeah we do take fake IDs. We take them, mock every misaligned number in it, and then put it through the shredder we keep under the register specifically for that purpose. Then we offer the kid a soda, cause we ain't heartless.

@squirrel I've got absolutely no musical talent, can come along as a roadie though!

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