Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noelle heh, yep, basically a sporty Reliant

My tiny car would be a one of these, it looks ridiculous

@noelle @squirrel aaaaaaaaaa

@squirrel a smol car, with a smol caravan, perfect for a smol holiday!

@squirrel think I heard that a bunch were made in Brazil under contract, they also made little tiny caravans for them!

@squirrel you say japanese, but I can see you driving around in one of these

@squirrel IT'S SO SMOL!

@squirrel I've just seen a picture and aaaaaaa it's so cute!

twitter: stores passwords in plaintext

computerfairi.es: stores passwords as little beepy songs sung by maplebots

@squirrel ...oh dear, your ebooks bot might have a death ray now

@squirrel *soff snuggly octohugs*

@squirrel *headpats* what's up maple?

@masklayer Those big containers of sugar?

It ain't sugar

@ElfLord I'm pretty sure everyone involved wants to forget that one