Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

You've probably heard the shite that won this year, so listen to the best Eurovision Song Contest winner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU

(as you've more than likely guessed, it's Lordi)

Apparently some crystal meth has been found at the Home Office

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/crystal-meth-home-office-sajid-javid-drugs-uk-government-hq-snifer-dogs-a8349321.html

And here I thought it was the DExEU that were on meth

@a_breakin_glass honestly I'm more annoyed that they won with such a shitty act than I am with them not being in europe

Oh come on, Israel isn't even in Europe

@zeezeemoomoo "people keep getting shot when they're making tea"

"PUT A KETTLE IN IT"

@squirrel I haven't done that yet, but computerfairi.es is always the first tab I open

Hey Americans that don't have a clue what the eurovision song contest is and keep seeing it everywhere

This is how us europeans feel when you lot go off on the superbowl or whatever

@cyberbunbun@dev.glitch.social I blame Dresden

@lifning@cybre.space
Tea
Every
Attosecond

@squirrel elon musk went to a public event dressed like this

I mean, that's really obvious Bond villain costume design right there

He clearly goes to the same tailor as Blofeld

@squirrel bezos is literally building end-of-the-world resistant stuff into a mountain lair and musk has his own personal space program

They're not just any villains, they're Bond villains

From the sillier decades of Bond villains no less

Huh, there's a surprising amount of stuff that goes on in hitting people with big sticks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bmcpjBO4a0

@squirrel what if lots and lots of fibre optics with one of those little coloured wheels like in those ufo lamps that were popular like a decade ago?

ALL COLOUR CHANGEY AND STUFF!

@noelle okay yeah, I'm probably not quite appreciating how little these people think things through

@noelle also, if you completely ignore all of that and the fact that vaccines don't cause autism:

Would you prefer your kid to be somewhere on the autistic spectrum or fucking dead?

@noelle they had fun writing that one

Heard the Chinese broadcaster for it was censoring all the "gay bits"

Is there anything left of eurovision after that?