Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Elizafox vitamin C pills'll treat scurvy

@noelle "anyone in the White House with a shred of decency should resign over this"

I think all of them resigned some time ago

Ooh, this is neat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-1fbvMbkyw

A 3d printed triple axis tourbillion mechanism you can print yourself

maple if she gets a job as a secretary

@TheGibson @cypnk wait, you can actually buy those...

WHY THE HELL DO THEY LET CIVILIANS OWN MINIGUNS?

@TheGibson @cypnk I'm holding out for an M134 I can chuck on the back of a hilux

so, the "ZOMG VULN IN OPENPGP" has precisely fuck-all to do with pgp

it affects certain buggy email clients and only if they have html rendering enabled

so, if you have that disabled like everybody's told you to do for years then you're fine

@squirrel HELLO! VIM USER HERE!

for a quick start, vim usually comes with something called vimtutor

just run "vimtutor" from the command line and it's an interactive tutorial for the most commonly used bits of vim

@sireebob@cybre.space autoplay music on user profiles when garglemon?

Humans have always assumed that they're more intelligent than octopuses because they've achieved so much—internet-connected toasters, capitalism, wars and so on—whilst all the octopuses have ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, us octopuses have always believed that we're far more intelligent than humans—for precisely the same reasons.

(with apologies to Douglas Adams)

🎶 I'd like to be under the sea
Down in my little garden in the shade🎶

🐙

@squirrel BUN!

@squirrel blubble

@squirrel uhh.... not entirely sure

I'll admit I didn't really think this analogy through

but knives are valid too

@masklayer I don't know what they'd be in this analogy but sporfes are also valid

SPORKS: the enbies of the cutlery world