Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel @noelle now this is a film I want to see

@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social I've got a Brother MFC L2700DW which I've been quite happy with

It's one of those multifunction print/scan/copy/fax things with networking

Plays nicely with linux, it's only black and white though so not quite what you're looking for

You've probably heard the shite that won this year, so listen to the best Eurovision Song Contest winner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU

(as you've more than likely guessed, it's Lordi)

Apparently some crystal meth has been found at the Home Office

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/crystal-meth-home-office-sajid-javid-drugs-uk-government-hq-snifer-dogs-a8349321.html

And here I thought it was the DExEU that were on meth

@a_breakin_glass honestly I'm more annoyed that they won with such a shitty act than I am with them not being in europe

Oh come on, Israel isn't even in Europe

@zeezeemoomoo "people keep getting shot when they're making tea"

"PUT A KETTLE IN IT"

@squirrel I haven't done that yet, but computerfairi.es is always the first tab I open

Hey Americans that don't have a clue what the eurovision song contest is and keep seeing it everywhere

This is how us europeans feel when you lot go off on the superbowl or whatever

@cyberbunbun@dev.glitch.social I blame Dresden

@lifning@cybre.space
Tea
Every
Attosecond

@squirrel elon musk went to a public event dressed like this

I mean, that's really obvious Bond villain costume design right there

He clearly goes to the same tailor as Blofeld

@squirrel bezos is literally building end-of-the-world resistant stuff into a mountain lair and musk has his own personal space program

They're not just any villains, they're Bond villains

From the sillier decades of Bond villains no less

Huh, there's a surprising amount of stuff that goes on in hitting people with big sticks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bmcpjBO4a0

@squirrel what if lots and lots of fibre optics with one of those little coloured wheels like in those ufo lamps that were popular like a decade ago?

ALL COLOUR CHANGEY AND STUFF!

@noelle okay yeah, I'm probably not quite appreciating how little these people think things through

@noelle also, if you completely ignore all of that and the fact that vaccines don't cause autism:

Would you prefer your kid to be somewhere on the autistic spectrum or fucking dead?