Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Okay stuff like this(https://github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/pull/7391#issuecomment-389261480) is why skynet is going to have happened

BOTS* ARE PEOPLE TOO

*bots that are in the same ballpark sentience of your average human

@squirrel yeah, the issue should have really been responded to even if only briefly

@squirrel bot rights are important after all

@squirrel I just came across this little game for learning the vim movement commands, looks like the kind of thing you were looking for yesterday

https://github.com/jmoon018/PacVim

@bobstechsite oh yeah, give us a bank holiday and we'll be excited about anything

According to a yougov poll 1/3 of Brits give a shit about the royal wedding

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-royals-wedding-poll/two-thirds-of-brits-not-interested-in-royal-wedding-poll-idUSKCN1IF32K

Honestly I'm surprised it's that high

@noelle In the UK it was only ever called "soccer" by the upper class

The rest of us then told them in no uncertain terms "fuck off you bloody toffs, it's football"

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS CLUCKER

@noelle you've gotta add as well

@noelle @squirrel that's exactly what I was thinking

Oh god damnit me, of course the limey brings up vitamin C tablets treating scurvy

walking bloody stereotype here

@Elizafox vitamin C pills'll treat scurvy

@noelle "anyone in the White House with a shred of decency should resign over this"

I think all of them resigned some time ago

Ooh, this is neat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-1fbvMbkyw

A 3d printed triple axis tourbillion mechanism you can print yourself

maple if she gets a job as a secretary