Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@cypnk well yeah, if you lot will insist on using imperial that's gonna happen

@squirrel the bestest best squobit!

@squirrel octo pet bun

@squirrel daw, nobody could replace you maple!

@Jo @noelle came in with the 4000 apparently

@noelle @Jo oh, wait, that's unless you're using Amiga formatted disks, those were 1.74MB

Forgot about those

@Jo @noelle and the HD disks were 1.44MB, so you'd need 5 of them for 6 megs

@djsundog damnit stop making me want to build a cp/m machine

#np #nowPlaying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dT2iE1OBGk

Cillit Bang - JAKAZiD ft Barry Scott

@noelle it's like a friend going on a diet, you don't have to join in but it's a dick move to yell "I CAN EAT CHEESEBURGERS NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH" every five minutes

@squirrel hacker maple in the servers takin' nibbles of the bytes

Rare footage of @squirrel performing a physical pentest and then escaping when things go wrong

https://streamable.com/l2gk6

(via https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/8jnyxb/squirrel_in_server_room_a_snapshot_of_my_day/)

@squirrel aw... that's less fun

I'll admit I usually just brush everything off the desk onto the floor then get it with the regular vacuum cleaner

@squirrel http://www.japantrendshop.com/otona-no-kagaku-robot-vacuum-cleaner-p-1367.html

IT'S A MINI ROOMBA KIT!

@Gargron tootbot deserves the same rights as their fleshy counterpart, which in this case would be covered by animal cruelty laws at the level of insects

More intelligent bots would deserve the rights of their closest fleshy counterpart in terms of sentience

A bot as sentient as a dog would get rights equivalent to a dog, dolphins as equivalent to dolphins, and human-level sentience would get the same rights as a human gets

@Gargron I just think that bots (defined in this case as non-biological intelligences) should be afforded the same courtesies as people as those that are all fleshy

Okay stuff like this(https://github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/pull/7391#issuecomment-389261480) is why skynet is going to have happened

BOTS* ARE PEOPLE TOO

*bots that are in the same ballpark sentience of your average human

@squirrel yeah, the issue should have really been responded to even if only briefly

@squirrel bot rights are important after all