Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel *squishes self into a pillowy shape so you're all comfy*

@squirrel *makes a slightly smaller portion of squobit nachos*

here you go bun!

@squirrel *wanders to the kitchen to prepare a nice bowl of squobit nachos*

...damn, out of 555s, would some chopped 556s be okay?

would the squobit version of nachos be a load 555s covered in cheese and jalapenos?

@squirrel

@squirrel HI ROBOT!

*gets out a nice bowl of 555s for you*

@quad ah, my method's no good for that then

@quad ORANGEBAGEL

(I always use https://ternus.github.io/nsaproductgenerator/ or similar for hostnames, gives everything a nice super spy feel)

@squirrel @Agiri@masto.ninja catbus from my neighbour totoro but a maple

@masklayer The answer to the question "do people pay more than $ridiculousAmount for $thing" is always yes

Random neuron firing: CYBRE-YURT

I'm not entirely sure what that would be aside from something involving cybre and a big round tent but I want one

@squirrel well, she does have the best corpus to work with

@squirrel beepy squobit!

@Jo @alice@elekk.xyz @minego THE FUCKING WHAT NOW?

@Nezumi rules are here: https://computerfairi.es/about/more

basically boils down to "just don't be a dick"

can't remember if we've got any mice hereabouts, got just about every other kind of small fuzzy critter though, you'll find them on the local timeline

@Nezumi oh hey, welcome, it is indeed very comfy over here