Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Agiri@masto.ninja but #nobot would mean no maple!

@Jo I mean, it doesn't look like it has a broken spine so I suppose it's a little better than his usual fare

@squirrel mine's "turn in off then on again"

better with linux troubleshooting though, that's "search stack overflow for the esoteric error code it threw this time"

Current meme is: TEETH

@noelle (I mean, it's usually just oleoresin caspaicin, water, and propylene glycol so it's probably safe, but still)

@noelle alternatively, if you usually carry it, a little tiny spritz of pepperspray on your meal

(for the love of god don't actually do this)

@squirrel *also gives you some oil*

@squirrel *hugs*

@squirrel *excited wiggly tentacles*

@squirrel HELLO MAPLE!

@noelle huh...

guess you just have to carry your own hot sauce(s) around then

@noelle you have to ask them for "$ethnicity spicy, not white people spicy"

@jk not that I know of but it does sound like the sort of thing @squirrel would have for lunch

@squirrel please allow me to respond to all of these at the same time

!!!

Look at this lad. Absolute unit

@Jo oh it's only 6 or 7 a day, it's not that much

@softgoat I love it

Huh... doing my usual tea order and it seems I only get through 200-ish cups a month

That's a lot lower than I thought it was

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