Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Agiri@masto.ninja @squirrel UPTIME STATS IN SIGNATURES!

2000's internet was pretty damn good

@squirrel @Agiri@masto.ninja have so many that the admins were annoyed at you so you put them in a .gif so they'd rotate through the massive stack you've got!

@squirrel indiana maple, exploring ancient datacentres and running away from giant rolls of cat3 cable that were inexplicably balanced on top of a ramp

@squirrel good take

BRING BACK MACROMEDIA FLASH, NOT THE ADOBE ONE

@squirrel MAYBE NOT BRING BACK FLASH BUT CERTAINLY BRING SOMETHING THAT HAS THE SAME FEATURES AND EASE OF USE OF FLASH WITHOUT THE BAD STUFF

software is bad

re: current decisions by gargamel and the discussions around that

@grime_witch *presses every button other than X*

snacks for @squirrel

@007@mastodon.xyz @LaserScheme yeah, but like "nice -n 1000" or something

Let computer know it can take a tea break before dealing with it

@LaserScheme there should totally be a setting for "nice" that's "whenever you get around to it, no rush, feel free to have a bit of a rest first"

@noelle @kibi my "big folder of emojos" is called "emojim"

me whenever I hear the word "discourse"

@noelle jesus fucking christ

@squirrel same

While I'm sure the march would be lovely it involves being outside, walking, and being around a whole load of people

Those are like my 3 least favourite things

Wait, Cohen was using a STRIP SHREDDER to dispose of possibly incriminating documents?!

These fuckers can't even shred documents properly

Bloody hell