Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Kobold Space Program

@djsundog Hi Audrey!

@Jo and it has friend lists for some reason

@Jo I clicked on the messages thing because it said there was a new message and it came up in one of those pullout things in the bottom right that websites use for IMs

...why does youtube now have an IM feature?

@Agiri@masto.ninja

@squirrel @alice@elekk.xyz and every bit of it is deserved

@squirrel @alice@elekk.xyz what? no, you'd be a premium beeper!

LOCK TALK

If your padlock can be opened with a screwdriver, an angle grinder, a pair of bolt cutters, or any other widely available tool then you might as well just use a piece of string

@noelle @mona@cybre.space @maloki you also can't throw erasers and/or chalk with pinpoint accuracy at the heads of misbehaving members of your class

Probably for the best on that part though

@squirrel it is, make yourself at home, I'll put the kettle on

@squirrel hey maple, nice to see you visiting my tank

@squirrel while the energizer bunny can keep going and going and going!

@Are0h @squirrel you literally did by being a dick to noelle

@Are0h @squirrel @noelle I have no problem with people walking away from arguments

I was just explaining to you clearly why you're being yelled at and the easy way for you to stop being yelled at so we can all go back to the regularly scheduled shitposting