Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44552852

"Migrant children: Trump signs order to 'keep families together'"

@amphetamine @iliana hm... queso?

@iliana the G must be for guacamole...

@InspectorCaracal oh, I managed to find the meeting date, it's apparently on the 30th

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YL8iphlc5OU5RosoU4p5LCcE9m8smc20UmCZxpCPPJM/edit

@InspectorCaracal as far as I can tell they haven't even decided what it is yet

Or if they have then they haven't shared that with anyone

@InspectorCaracal I think there's a meeting of some sort at some point to talk about something

@maple same

if anyone would like to buy me plane tickets to get there then I'm happy to march wherever, otherwise, I can't do anything about it

@Nine *hugs* appointment went well I take it

@alice@elekk.xyz there is no amount of mac and cheese I will not eat in one sitting

It might be a long sitting, but I will eat all of it

I keep seeing these deep-fried macaroni cheese bites called "a great way to use leftover mac and cheese"

What? There ain't no such thing as leftover mac and cheese

im an octopus

@maple *soff pets*

@Jo fun fact: those usually require a set of headphones to be plugged in as they use the headphone cable as the antenna!

@LaserScheme @maple what, that he was the 51st attempt at making sudafed?

@maple @Agiri@masto.ninja we have reenactor groups in england staging battles that happened hundreds of years ago

I'm now imagining that in the future people will be in old chatrooms reenacting the crap we spout

@maple @Agiri@masto.ninja reenactment is redoing everything the same

dramatization is when they get to make shit up

@noelle Alternatively, do shock on a flatline

They're already dead so it won't do any harm and how often do you get to play with a defibrillator?

(actually do CPR)

@maple I would also like to know that

Also how to block the rest of it

@maple hey maple!

(do not look at the discourse, I'm not entirely sure what it's about but it's very yelly)