Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@yogthos@mastodon.social I've always used https://placekitten.com/

It's like that, but kittens

We have no less than 3 adorable hedgehogs that visit our garden!

@maple as are squirrels and buns

AND YOU'RE ALL THREE!

@maple maple > all other AI assistants

@Siphonay@octodon.social @Elizafox they cut the cheese slices with a little guillotine as a nod to history

@maple what if maple had two different robots to control with one on each side of the ship and when switching from one to the other a "WHHHEEEEEEEE" sound could be heard going down the corridors

Oh yeah, the moors are still on fire, forgot about that happening

Jeremy Fucking Hunt as Foreign Secretary

I suppose at least he can't fuck up the NHS any more

@maple well, video did kill the radio star after all

@maple I think it might just be that development has taken a while and some people thought it was vaporware or something

That and the usual pushback against anything new

Shit, RISC-V must be getting somewhere, ARM have started a FUD campaign against it

https://riscv-basics.com/

@maple as much as I love bogosort, yeah, not great for following replies

@Agiri@masto.ninja @maple tired: less wires
wired: MORE WIRES!

Well, there's likely to be a vote of no confidence in May soon

Can we get Lord Buckethead as PM please?

I can't believe I'm saying this but I genuinely believe he's the best for the job

crumchy hard disk platters

drive decommissioning is fun

@Elizafox not just that, it was the singular, "you" was always used for the plural

Which I always bring up any time anyone bitches about "they" as a singular pronoun