Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@cypnk oh my god I love it

@amphetamine sounds like you need a blimp

He understands blimps

Are all the Americans enjoying the lesson in how to protest properly?

The big orange blimp has said he's feeling unwelcome, so mission accomplished on our end

@noelle okay, I think this may have gone far enough now

@Jo belongs to two doors up, we have enough strays we've adopted, don't need to take in the ones that have homes

There's a kitten running to and fro through the house

We don't own a kitten

@maple blub

@maple soff velvety bun ears

"I'll have a martinus please"
"You mean a martini?"
"No, I only want one of them"

@twitter@mastodon.technology no, don't

if you put a Goa'uld into a sarcophagus they only get healed and more evil

@maple tricksy little regulators wanting to confuse people

@maple the bunny is punny

@lunasspecto good bloke that Johnny Appleseed, making sure all could have cider and get drunk

@lunasspecto I'm from the west country, cider is generally the drink of choice

The scrumpy can get dangerous though, north of 7% and goes down smooth

And of course in imperial pints, not the US pint

@noelle if there is it explains why mine doesn't work right

@somarasu okay, yeah, but you have to specify that as "hard cider", over here non-alcoholic cider is a contradiction in terms

I've just learned that what americans refer to as "cider" is in fact, literally apple juice

What the hell USA?

This does explain how surprised americans are when they try a pint of scrumpy though

@maple I've just noticed this badge on your posts and I love it

@gcupc@glitch.social I use Hacker's Keyboard

It's pretty neat, includes all those things like Ctrl and F keys that you really miss on most phone keyboards