Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noelle Fun fact: lemons are far better for preventing scurvy than limes

The Royal Navy used limes because we were at war with/had just finished being at war with/were about to go to war with every single country on the planet that grew lemons

I'm sam the octopus, benevolent ruler of the hedgehogs

as if the hedgehogs don't have enough luxury with not one but two houses we've built for them in the back garden I've built them a little hedgehog cafe in the front too

@maple hi maple!

Amazon workers are on strike today and I'm not going to cross picket lines

Also all the prime day deals are either shit or very obviously on stuff they've been stuck with too much inventory of which if I'm being completely honest is more to the point

@msh @Elizafox or for the evocative acronym, Berkeley Distribution, Software / Mac

@EffectBot @maple now that just looks right

@EffectBot @maple !effect vhs

@maple ah, it's fine, just timezones being inconvenient

I'll be watching the vod tomorrow though

@maple I'd love to but sadly it's half one here and I should really get some sleep

@maple the most lethal knife in the world, made from many folds of glorious japanese... underwear?

@syrup and replace the "rope" with "ethernet cables"

@maple morning fantastic squobit

@noelle ...so in a way you set up your own welcome back party?

Happy international non-binary day everyone

@softgoat good fact

just how much is the fish?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbB3iGRHtqA

@Jo I thought the setup ran fine with composite

can't say I've ever tried though