Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

...Why have I not heard of this game before?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtXbEdpW6rc

HUNGRY SHARK WORLD

YOU ARE SHARK

YOU ARE HUNGRY

THE WORLD IS INVOLVED SOMEHOW I'VE ONLY SEEN THE TRAILER

@maple it's the chemicals in the water

no wait, that only explains the frogs...

it's a mystery 👻

@maple ...shit, things really have fallen that far haven't they

@maple I didn't even see much in the way of politics in that article

Unless "person exists and said stuff at a hacker con" is political now

@rixkey primarily by having nothing better to do

Welcome to mastodon and computerfairi.es by the way!

A E S T H E T I C T O M S C O T T

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6RRNNztN5o

@mary lasagna has been unjustly imprisoned for too long!

@maple no dropping the maple in a large bucket of water?

@maple oooorrrr... we can bring the shower to you!

*grabs large bucket of water*

@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social proof that we can follow instructions to the letter

@maple it's so you can push more keys on the model m for MORE CLACK!

@maple maple no

@maple BUSINESS SQUOBIT

@cypnk yeah, macaroni's were highly fashion driven men in the late 18th century

The joke was that the yankees would just put a feather in their cap and call themselves a macaroni

@Gargron you don't have to insist on that term, you just have to know that if it ever gets changed all of us will yell at you

even more than we usually do

@maple https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKfs4bcKcW4

@maple THE MAPLE ALARM HAS BEEN SOUNDED!

*headpats*