Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

This is a lovely article

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/casio-ae1200wh-1a-world-timer-value-proposition

From Hodinkee, who usually talk about rather expensive watches, a look at the Casio AE1200WH

#outofcontext @maple

"id drink it"

'Actor' Steven Seagal made special US-Russia envoy

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-45074380

Okay, I take it back, some things can still surprise me

@ratbaby I don't even have to look it up to know that was posted by canini

nope that's not right, kaninni?

cannelloni, fuck it, that'll do

help the nerds on my timeline are being cute and and adorable

Oof, these are excessively nice

Triton Classic Subphotique, 40mm case size, 500m water resistance, crown at 12 protected by the case

Bezel is sapphire with C3 SuperLuminova for the markings

Can I afford one? Hell no
Do I want one? Hell yes

@Agiri@masto.ninja hi awake bunny

@balrogboogie also there are like, 5 radio stations I can get here and none of them play music I like

I could buy a DAB+ receiver for access to more stations, but that costs money and I already have a phone I can play music on

@Jo I've learned that most people shouldn't be let within 10 feet of a glue gun

@Agiri@masto.ninja *does a little bow*

that's a bow like "take a bow", not a bow like "tied up in a bow"

eh, maybe both

@Agiri@masto.ninja *shows off a load of wiggly dance moves*

wiggly woobly

@Agiri@masto.ninja *wiggles around a bunch*

WIGGLY!

@Agiri@masto.ninja hi girl, i'm octopus

hedgehog fren doin a munch

lil hedgehog fren charged over from the bushes to the water dish so he could have a drink

hedgehog fren was thirsty

shit, that last toot would have been a perfect opportunity for a "thus spake the octopus"

I really need to remember to do that

"virtue signalling" is a bullshit term used only by complete arseholes