Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@tom they'd probably be really surprised if anyone went back and said to them "nah, what we actually use is far closer to a telegraph"

Sinn are putting their prices up on the 1st of October to account for rises in manufacturing costs (parts, labour, etc.)

So if you are after a really nice technical German watch now would probably be the time to put the order in

@BatElite we can squeeze through tiny gaps, one account is fine

Did you know?

Octopuses have 3 hearts to love people and/or things with, 9 brains to think about cute things, and 8 arms to cuddle with!

@maple good robot

jatch (jean watch)

https://www.omegawatches.com/watch-omega-seamaster-railmaster-omega-co-axial-master-chronometer-40-mm-22012402003001

@hfrazey sadly not, don't really have enough space to properly care for alpacas unfortunately, need to get a bit further out into the country for that

@Ghost yep, that's how it works

@hfrazey I'm afraid not, pretty sure there are some nearby to visit though

@hfrazey they especially like cheese and ham

the cats, that is, I'm not sure if the hedgehogs like it, they're too busy snuffling the cat food

@hfrazey better bring some for the cats as well, otherwise they'll be jealous

@hfrazey send me a message slightly before and I'll already have the kettle on

True fact: In the UK, there are four theme parks where the primary, and in fact only, attraction is playing with loaders and backhoes

https://www.diggerland.com/

"If people didn't need to work to survive who'd drive the forklifts?!"

I dunno, probably all the people who bought Forklift Truck Simulator

@noelle ...

@BatElite If you look at it for a while it's actually a fairly standard dial layout

It's just the design that makes it almost impossible to read