Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@natalie@masto.ninja @Jo basically, yeah

@Jo yeah, they can't

They'll tell you how much you've used in x amount of time and how much you're using right now but you can probably set up something with better features for monitoring if so inclined

@Jo depends if you really like stats

@forsyth they just started showing up

We started putting some food and water out when we noticed one snuffling around for food and then obviously the word got out and we ended up with 4 wandering around

@forsyth here are some of my earlier toots about the hedgehogs that visit my garden

https://computerfairi.es/@troubleMoney/100556024902119484
https://computerfairi.es/@troubleMoney/100554784464987069
https://computerfairi.es/@troubleMoney/100544776908715653
https://computerfairi.es/@troubleMoney/100544584330165776
https://computerfairi.es/@troubleMoney/100499742424734800
https://computerfairi.es/@troubleMoney/100499582983866708

We've got (we think) 4 of them that come around for food and water, and we're pretty sure two of them are living in the garden, maybe one more living next door

@Gargron British, primarily WCE dialect in these parts, everyone here says fortnight

I usually put the wet food out for the hedgies at about quarter to nine

Tonight, there was one already there waiting for me

May have to bring the opening hours forward a bit

@ratbaby @maple text message notifications for me

I think there's a proper name for this sort of thing but I can't remember what it is

It's surprisingly common

Speaking of stuff what is good, here's some really good music:

https://bandcamp.mynameiser.in/

https://computerfairi.es is the best instance in the 'verse

thus spake the octopus

@maple I'm not sure that's spite, that's just a true fact

@noelle doesn't only deserve money, she also deserves a fucking medal for moderating .social

@anthracite @stuxnetsource@mastodon.social only 75%?

LB: can confirm that https://forums.transbian.love is a nice comfy web 1.0 forum

We even do 56k warnings just like the old days!

@maple mastodon-wise, not the other thing

@maple I wouldn't consider you a selfish bitch at all for that

Whatever you decide will help you best I'll support you

@Nine but how would we get the TERFs into the bunker?

MEDIEVAL SIEGE WEAPONRY!

@maple I'd miss you being around on here and as far as I'm concerned you're the best damn admin in the 'verse but do what you have to do to take care of yourself, bun

Maybe don't delete the account but take a sabbatical for a while, see what you feel after a break

Trebucheting TERFs is a good start, but there are other cool siege engines we could use

Onager TERFs!
Ballista TERFs!

There are so many possibilities!

@andyAstruc pretty much all of them as far as I can tell