Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noelle they're actually talking about "tis"

Specifically one of them repeatedly

un tis un tis un tis

@hfrazey not at all, they don't really socialise but they all seem fine with each other

also, bonus laser cat in the background

@BatElite I believe that's the huge one, although all the hedgehogs have sort of averaged out in size recently

Hedgehog restaurant and ballroom has its first guest since the remodel

would a terf trebuchet be a standard trebuchet specially set aside for flinging terfs, or a trebuchet made of terfs for the same purpose?

It's quite hoppy

@Violet I think the fan theory is that he's a Watcher or at least someone/thing that has a relation to the Watchers

@maple "maple, why's the power grid making music-y noises?"

"...no reason..."

@maple also with that smirk you're definitely up to something

@maple IT'S A MAPLE! \\\\o////

I am truly a benevolent hedgehog monarch

The Hedgehog Cafe has now been upgraded to the Hedgehog Restaurant and Ballroom

@lambdagrrl we do, however, have a wiki wiki wild wild west

@halcy @tom that and I'm assuming they'd flail about a bit which wouldn't be good for predictable aerodynamics

@halcy @tom *looks up from detailed trebuchet plans and a map of volcanoes* ...not a credible threat

right

not at all

@BatElite alternate ending: eventually the puppy stops killing people and gets pets

Makes it into the story of how dogs were domesticated from wolves

"Where should we aim the missile Vlad?"
"I dunno Ivan, maybe this massive tower covered in antennas that doesn't officially exist but has a souvenir shop and a rotating restaurant"
"Yeah, probably that one Vlad"

Fun fact about Post Office Tower (aka BT Tower, Telecom Tower, and GPO Tower):

Its location was designated an official state secret as it was of considerable importance to the UK telecommunications network

This was despite the fact that it was a just under 200m tall building in the middle of London and was, at times, open to the public, with a restaurant at the top

Yeah, it wasn't until 1996 that anyone could legally tell you where it was

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BT_Tower

there's a hedgehog being all snuffly in the bushes somewhere