Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@alice@elekk.xyz when I come across the word "emergency" I hear "add two zeroes to my quote"

@Mebius ooh, fondue!

thanks gmail for updating the UI, I hate it

computerfairi.es doesn't have a CEO

the server runs on @maple hardware and she admins it

(any time the server goes down it's just because maple's wandered out of wifi range)

Well that esquire article about masto isn't as bad as it could have been

Still very obviously written by someone who doesn't quite get everything about this place, but not too bad

bring back platform shoes imo

@maple hey!

looking good!

@thornyonmain@glitch.social if you squint a bit, yeah

https://www.cryptokitties.co/

@Baxter Pretty much, yeah

Here at computerfairi.es we've got a list of instances that we choose not to federate with (practical offshoot, you can't talk to people on them, but they also can't harass you)

Also each instance has its own rules, so what's okay on one instance might be not be okay on another

You can see the list of instances we block and the rules here: https://computerfairi.es/about/more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

(linked twice because two of them are down today)

they're coming around earlier

it's only half eight

@gcupc@glitch.social UTC default, allow the user to change it would be my pick

@SuricrasiaOnline

How a Watch Works

https://archive.org/details/HowaWatc1949

A production by the Jam Handy Organisation for Hamilton Watch Company

If you ever wanted to know how a watch works with all the tiny lil gears and stuff, give this video a look

@aparrish I think 1,4, and 6 can be smushed together as just "use stuff what is on fire"

BOOST FOR...

actually it's just a picture of a Boost

my gender is: No such file or directory

@maple nice choice

*brings out a bowl of yummy 2-inch floppy disks*