Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@tom @maple I'll grab you some spares from my collection

@maple I keep mine in a cupboard under the sink!

@BatElite yep, those are jalapenos

@lambdagrrl what you get varies from place to place, but it's always pretty much "some of everything we cook here"

@InspectorCaracal döner meat

It's basically a big thing of meat (typically lamb with spices) on a vertical stick that rotates in front of a grill type thing

The person cooking it then takes off slices with a big knife as it's spinning and that's your döner meat

Me mentioning fish and chip shops just then got me thinking about the finest piece of cuisine Scotland has ever produced

The Munchy Box

business idea: fish and chips shop

Sells battered fish and integrated circuits

@Nezumi mainly just the headline

It's a case of Donovanosis that turned up in Southport, it's one of the first cases to ever be seen in the UK

@softgoat enderman arms are long and would be good for hugging

"Hedgehogs will forage for food and only eat the stuff you put down if there isn't anything else" ~ some hedgehog "expert"

Nope, I just watched one run over the top of a slug (part of their usual diet) to get at the biscuits I put there for them

Rare STI which causes genitals to erupt into flesh eating ulcers diagnosed in Southport

https://www.lep.co.uk/news/health/rare-sti-which-causes-genitals-to-erupt-into-flesh-eating-ulcers-diagnosed-in-southport-1-9313588

Of course it's bloody Southport

Furthermore, 15-, 30-, and 45-minute time zones are silly and should not be used

Thus continued the octopus

@revenant *falls over sideways* aaaaa stop tipping the fediverse!

On the internet all times shall be given in UTC to avoid everyone having to ask "what timezone"?

Thus spake the octopus

After some experimentation, here's what flavours of cat food hedgehogs like and don't like to nom on (sample size 4(?)):

Like:
Chicken
Lamb

Don't like:
Beef

They'll eat some of the beef, but certainly not with as much gusto as the chicken and lamb

@Jo "Of course it's in line of sight, I'm looking right at it!"

"ah, but is a tunnel 100m wide free of any kind of obstruction?"

"THAT ISN'T WHAT LINE OF SIGHT MEANS TO ANY NORMAL PERSON"

@noelle with jarmalade (jean marmalade)

Yeah, I know viking helmets with horns are "historically inaccurate" and there's "absolutely no evidence of them in the era" but you can't tell me that no scandinavian got drunk one night and decided to stick some horns on a hat

That's bound to have happened