Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
An SEO webmaster walks into a bar, public house, tavern, pub, club, menu, beer garden, pool table, darts, games, snacks
uspol, terrible "journalists"
@noelle possibly briefly
"Oh hey, civil rights act passed, hell, you had a black president, fuck yeah"
"uh also we elected this guy right after"
"dude what the fuck?"
@vantablack Operation BEGANMINE
(from the NSA-style random name generator I keep around for naming things)
@maple *soff octohugs* hope you start feeling better soon, bun
@natalie@masto.ninja @Jo yeah, it's getting signifICANNtly harder to come up with stuff
@natalie@masto.ninja @Jo I'm not sure icann deal with many more like that one
@Jo yes, owned by SC Johnson unfortunately so your dreams of fuck.off are sadly unlikely
@bunnylyn that is adorable, I love it
@softgoat Yankee Candle
Not bad in and of itself but imagine the tie-in products
Just who's this Malone person everyone's trying to get mailed places?
BEES ARE GOOD BEES ARE GOOD
ALL OF THESE BEES ARE GOOD
Sam the Octopus
boosted
if ur a robot and ur thinking do your eyes go like 
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@maple maple being maple being ok is good!
@maple YAY ONLINE MAPLE!
How is the maple today?
@Tobi nah, can't be, I'm pretty sure Tom Scott is eternal and existed since before the universe
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
