Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Sir_Boops hmm... I think Starbucks might be the proper American embassy, they have one of those INSIDE the Pentagon

Like, actually inside the building

The barristas need security interviews and background checks

@maple YOU BEEPY GIRL!

@noelle aww, bless

Just what was the .moe tld meant to be used for?

'cause I have a low opinion of ICANN but I'm pretty sure they didn't just say "and we'll put the channer bullshit HERE!"

@halozeta@cybre.space and gloves are hand shoes!

@Jo *sounds of massive explosions in the distance*

wait, I only heard "distraction"

@noelle I think I might have that in zimbabwean dollars somewhere

@natalie@masto.ninja @Jo oh wait, it allows digital and analog broadcasts at the same time?

In that case it's better because DAB only broadcasts in digital with no analog fallback for when it's being shit

@natalie@masto.ninja @Jo different standards but as far as I can tell from a quick look just as bad

@Stutterhug or like Alan Partridge

@Jo I still contend that switching over to DAB was a mistake

I think Sadiq Khan may have missed a trick by not turning up at that balloon thing today in a yellow bikini

I mean yeah, "dignity" and everything but it would actually have been a bit funny

@nielsk There's also Mensch on a Bench for Hanukkah!

(no, there really is, I swear to god I am not making this up)

Since we already call the fediverse "the 'verse" does that mean that the bigger instances are the alliance and the small instances are browncoats?

@polychrome @noelle that's the story I'd heard as well