communism
@noelle also the argument "name a communist society that's actually worked" would probably carry a lot more weight if the US didn't stage a coup/assassinate someone/otherwise fuck with every society that's made any tentative steps in any direction other than capitalism
@lambdagrrl animated gf
which I believe in the kids' parlance is a "waifu"
@maple I don't actually know enough about the differences to make any sort of judgement about how worth it it would be
@maple yay!
@hfrazey oooh, so very tempting
Doncaster's a fair way from where I am though so picking it up would be a bit of a trip
https://computerfairi.es is a nice and comfy instance run by the hella cool @maple
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@maple oof, that's gone up a lot
@Sir_Boops hmm... I think Starbucks might be the proper American embassy, they have one of those INSIDE the Pentagon
Like, actually inside the building
The barristas need security interviews and background checks
@kity@sleeping.town @noelle april '17 here, we're both far from OTs (original tootas)
@maple YOU BEEPY GIRL!
@noelle aww, bless
@troubleMoney According to Wikipedia:
Intended use - The marketing of products or services deemed moe
I was going to suggest More Online E-commerce as a joke but that's actually it...
@codl THERE'S A BEE MUSEUM!?!
I WANNA GO!
Shadowrun
@Jo *sounds of massive explosions in the distance*
wait, I only heard "distraction"
@noelle I think I might have that in zimbabwean dollars somewhere
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf…
…but have you heard of ed on a bed?
(/cc @nielsk whose recent Sloth on a Goth post gave rise to this)
@natalie@masto.ninja @Jo oh wait, it allows digital and analog broadcasts at the same time?
In that case it's better because DAB only broadcasts in digital with no analog fallback for when it's being shit
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
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