Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

my old physics teacher: you shouldn't anthropomorphise inanimate objects, the ball doesn't "want" to fall to the ground, the force of gravity causes it to

me, to all the inanimate objects on my desk: don't listen to the nasty man, he's just trying to be hurtful

@Nine @noelle @maple same

we must love and protect our daemons

@InspectorCaracal American mustard is bright yellow and mild

English mustard is bright yellow and one of the hottest mustards in the world

Fun thing to do:

Give an unsuspecting USAian English mustard

@maple hi maple!

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social oh yeah, I'm talking about the form factor

Smartcard is far cooler than a little usb dongly thing

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social while not as cool as the OpenPGP smartcard thingies, they're still pretty damn cool

#BunniesOfMastodon

*uses many tentacles to gesture in the general direction of @maple and @natalie@masto.ninja *

@noelle and so on to gategategategate

eventually we'll need to use notation

n(gate)

@noelle I'm just waiting for some scandal about a gate

GATEGATE

@lifning@cybre.space nah, cider.town is blates the bristle instance

@Jo unironically a much better song than all star

@natalie@masto.ninja sadly not, but we totally should

@natalie@masto.ninja I want to buy all my machines plushy tokens now so they can all hug them

@natalie@masto.ninja "my token!"
"now now compy, you have to share with the rest of the network"
"nope! mine!" *hugs the token close*

Can everyone check behind your desks please?

We were setting up a token ring network and the token fell out somewhere

Didn't get any good pictures last night because lighting is bad, but the big hedgehog ate no less than 200g of cat food

Seriously, half a can was consumed by this one hedgehog

She's not gonna have any trouble over winter, that's for sure

@ellied that would explain all the cost overruns on building projects

The people doing the quote budget enough for one plane, but they actually need enough for multiple planes

@noelle also the argument "name a communist society that's actually worked" would probably carry a lot more weight if the US didn't stage a coup/assassinate someone/otherwise fuck with every society that's made any tentative steps in any direction other than capitalism

@lambdagrrl animated gf

which I believe in the kids' parlance is a "waifu"