Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Muskie has a bit of the Innsmouth look about him

THIS MUST BE WHY HE'S LANDING THOSE ROCKETS ON THE SEA!

HE'S WORKING WITH THE DEEP ONES!

@hfrazey yep, again

He really wants to get sued by this guy by the looks of things

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/sep/04/elon-musk-claims-diver-in-thai-cave-rescue-is-child-rapist-without-evidence

Elon's gone off the deep end again

Which makes it even more of a shame that his submarine is shit

my old physics teacher: you shouldn't anthropomorphise inanimate objects, the ball doesn't "want" to fall to the ground, the force of gravity causes it to

me, to all the inanimate objects on my desk: don't listen to the nasty man, he's just trying to be hurtful

@Nine @noelle @maple same

we must love and protect our daemons

@InspectorCaracal American mustard is bright yellow and mild

English mustard is bright yellow and one of the hottest mustards in the world

Fun thing to do:

Give an unsuspecting USAian English mustard

@maple hi maple!

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social oh yeah, I'm talking about the form factor

Smartcard is far cooler than a little usb dongly thing

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social while not as cool as the OpenPGP smartcard thingies, they're still pretty damn cool

#BunniesOfMastodon

*uses many tentacles to gesture in the general direction of @maple and @natalie@masto.ninja *

@noelle and so on to gategategategate

eventually we'll need to use notation

n(gate)

@noelle I'm just waiting for some scandal about a gate

GATEGATE

@lifning@cybre.space nah, cider.town is blates the bristle instance

@Jo unironically a much better song than all star

@natalie@masto.ninja sadly not, but we totally should

@natalie@masto.ninja I want to buy all my machines plushy tokens now so they can all hug them

@natalie@masto.ninja "my token!"
"now now compy, you have to share with the rest of the network"
"nope! mine!" *hugs the token close*