Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Most mornings now the hedgehogs have managed to shove the food dish out of the cafe
I think they may be requesting that I put more food on it and put it back
Sadly I'm asleep when they do this
racist term
@kyxii@monsterpit.net @maple don't be sorry about that, that kind of outlook is delightful
racist term
@kyxii@monsterpit.net @maple that would be a lovely place for the term to have come from
sadly no, it was racism
katie hopkins, being slightly spiteful
hopkins has been forced to apply for an IVA (individual voluntary arrangement, an alternative to bankruptcy) after receiving a six figure bill from losing a libel case against Jack Monroe
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person
sam is an 🐙
Why cats are better than dogs:
Some dogs work for the police, a cat will never work with them
@hfrazey heh, the post is famous, not me, I'm pretty sure none of my other posts will get seen by anywhere near as many people
*pokes head out of octo-cave*
*sees the number of notifications*
holy shit
*very quickly goes back inside*
Sam the Octopus
boosted
@troubleMoney but wait.
A microSD card occupies a volume of 0.165 mL.
A 45' hi-cube intermodal container has an internal volume of 86020 L. This means that you can fit 521 million microSD cards in one such intermodal container.
This means you can fit 133.5 EB of data on the back of a large truck, substantially more than you could launch with a trebuchet.
@arielmt eh, there's enough space, could put it in RAID or something 
@codl but you just can't beat the almighty crash of your internet arriving for the day
- a microSD card weighs somewhere around 0.4g
- the highest capacity microSD that's easily available is 256GB
- a trebuchet can throw a 90kg projectile over 300m
90kg worth of microSD cards is 225,000 of them
Therefore a trebuchet can throw 57.6PB of data over 300m
This would have the highest throughput of any telecommunications network ever created
@maple *duran duran voice*🎶 girl on main
girl on main 🎶
holy war mention
emacs: I've got 8 arms and even I can't use the fucker
@mew if it's openeuphoria 4.0.5 then the syntax file is already in there already built in, just use :syntax on
@mew vimtutor is how I got to grips with the basics
there's also https://www.openvim.com/ which looks to be a decent starting tutorial
@bloodwitch@mastodon.social bloody hell, I just looked it up, it was only a month ago this was suggested
joke > render > prototype > groupbuy of parts in less than a month
that's incredible
@bloodwitch@mastodon.social I'm pretty sure that was a result of a post on reddit.com/r/mechanicalkeyboards where someone decided to make a keyboard with a handle and then it was suggested that they put a sword handle on it and now suddenly it's a thing
- Pronouns
- They/Them
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- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
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- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
