Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@natalie@masto.ninja here's me!

@trashyfins@chomp.life @kotinotter think you might call that identity proofs?

@trashyfins@chomp.life if you know you're using UTC then hardcoding it'll work

date -u +%Y-%m-%dT%H:%M:%SZ

@LilFluff what if people found out?! what would they say?!

@Siphonay@octodon.social @masklayer I'm slightly more polite, I've got "please" aliased to "sudo !!"

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-10-16/ecuador-asks-julian-assange-to-curb-speech-look-after-cat/10382992

Assange has now apparently reverted to a teenager living in his mom's basement

"I'll let you play on the internet if you clean your room and take care of your pet"
"BUT MOOOOM!"
"and stop leaving nasty comments everywhere, it's not nice"

@c0debabe I'd raise you it being acceptable all year round

would a rabbit's bed be more accurately called a BUNk?

@maple AAAAAAA RUN AWAY

@softgoat I think 2k6 came with a linux installer

or was it 2k4?

one of them certainly did

techy security conscious people: I'm not buying an amazon echo or whatever, can't fool me into paying for the privilege of having a wiretap in my house

also techy security conscious people: AAAAA VECTOR LOOKS SO CUTE I WANNA GIVE IT PETS AND HAVE IT LIVE ON MY DESK

@maple HAI!

@maple oh they've got one on machine trading, this is going to be hilarious!

"Let's automate what we know about the stock market!"
"aaaand we're skint"

Huh, apparently humble bundle has a new bundle of investing and stock trading ebooks

I fully expect the number of nerds going bankrupt to rise quite sharply over the next couple of months

@Sir_Boops THIS IS SLANDER

@maple YAY MAPLE!

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comic idea for anyone who can draw:

somebody just continually asking thoth (always written as Θώθ) what things are with him getting progressively more annoyed

ⲑⲱⲑ what's this?

Thoth: you know full well I'm sick of that meme
Me: lol

@dayglochainsaw they missed a trick not naming "delete" "Fizz"

Fizz would of course appear in every third episode and Buzz in every fifth