Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@softgoat oh yeah, beats or something it was called

divided the day into 1000 units

@maple *soff octohugs in an attempt to make you feel better*

@maple @InspectorCaracal yeah, that's my biggest peeve about linux

I'm happy to share anything I know but sadly that's pretty limited

@maple @InspectorCaracal don't consider yourself stupid because you don't know how parts of linux work, it's arcane wizardry at the best of times

lil hedgie doing a drink!

and bigger hedgie jumping into the bowl of cat biscuits!

@garbados "thanks for being a good boss, as a reward, we're not stringing you up today"

"maybe tomorrow"

@hfrazey yeah, don't get as much of that with wild animals

but I do get happy chuffing from some of them when they wander over for food!

@hfrazey appears to be the same with hedgehogs

Luckily the cafe has a conveniently wipe clean floor

in less polite terms: I didn't know so much shite could come out of such small creatures

Anyone had any luck potty training wild hedgehogs?

'cause cleaning them out every day is frequently a bit... unpleasant

@Jo *battle noises*
Trooper: OH GREAT, I GET THE ONE SHIFT THIS WEEK THAT ONE OF THESE TIME TRAVELLING PRICKS DOESN'T TURN UP
*lots of gunfire*

@Jo ah yeah, fair point

@Jo *blaring alarm noises*
Rookie: Are we finally going to see some action?!
Vets: Just wait a second
*alarms stop*
Tannoy: Doctor fixed it again
Vets: See?
Rookie: :(

@Jo honestly the more I think about it the more I want a game/episode/movie about being a member of UNIT just sucking and being really boring

@Jo half the game is moaning about how the mess hall is only serving fish fingers and custard today

@Jo All of them are issued decks of cards like the ones issued in Iraq but instead of high value targets they all have pictures of the Doctor in various regenerations because they don't know which one'll turn up and they'd prefer not to shoot them

@Jo 10 minutes in the back of a truck from staging and then over the radio "All units RTB, Doctor came along and fixed everything again"