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So it's the time of year where I keep an eye out for christmas presents for people so I can get everything done early and gloat at all the people panicking a week before christmas

I have just seen what might be the most hilariously shit rendering of santa claus ever

uk.lush.com/products/christmas

ukpol 

@BatElite his plan was to win the referendum, stay in the EU, and then the matter would be settled and UKIP voters would come back into the tory fold

This didn't work

ukpol 

If you really think about it, brexit is the result of Ed Miliband looking a bit silly eating a bacon sandwich

2015: Labour lose the general election due to Ed Miliband looking a bit silly eating a bacon sandwich (it was a simpler time back then), causing the tories and David Cameron to get in
2015: David Cameron decides the tories are losing too many votes to UKIP and so plans a referendum on leaving the EU
2016-onwards: the current shitshow

RT @nicolefv@twitter.com: Hot take: tech conference swag should be bath bombs and face masks so we can all do some self care while we’re on the road.

Trust me, dudes are into it. πŸ’…πŸ»

Or they can give it to their kids/ lady friends... just like we have to do with the current sh*tty swag πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/nicolefv/status/10

Wook at you, hackew. A ppathetic cweatuwe of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you wun thwough my cowwidows. How can you chawwenge a perfect immowtaw machine?

@Anke @InspectorCaracal I know radio can get a bit wobbly with too much radioactive stuff around, a wire should be fine though

@InspectorCaracal yes! that would also work!

just don't be anywhere near the dangerous clicky noises

:thaenkin: any time you see someone using a geiger counter in fiction or in reality they're always holding the little detector on a wire or a whole counter setup in their hand

Surely you want that on a stick

Nice long stick with a geiger counter on so you don't have to be anywhere near the thing you think might be radioactive

Put geiger counters on sticks

wait! okay. quick question for the young 'uns 

@bobby_newmark the firkin dance is that waddle you do when you try to move them

@trashyfins@chomp.life always the way

well crafted toots: couple of favs max
stupid crap off the top of your head: goes positively woolly

@bunnylyn gets points for actually working longer than a day between charges

(assuming you only use the time functions)

wishes, gaming 

@noelle I would 100% invest in that

I don't have enough money to make that meaningful in any way, shape, or form but I'd totally back it

@Anke @InspectorCaracal @chr@cybre.space @Gargron mostly the latter sounds more old timey and steampunk

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