Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@bunnylyn 😋

After a while of working with technology the techpriests of WH40k make a lot more sense

"hey, how can I fix <random problem that makes no goddamn sense>"
"I don't fucking know, chant at it or something, I don't fucking care"
"IT WORKED! PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH"
"yeah, yeah, whatever"

tired: shell command
wired: eldritch incantation

@trashyfins@chomp.life I think with iptables the answer to any question like that is yes but I have no idea what kind of eldritch incantation you'd need to chant to get there

Theory: Muse are going to release a single on the 31st with their current 80's horror aesthetic from the videos in order to make Halloween no. 1 a thing in addition to christmas no. 1

@Sargoth I love the fact that they actually did that

My sister just sent me an email that looked so much like her account was compromised and spamming stuff that I had to get her to verify that she actually sent it

(this is related to my previous "fuck Initiative Q looks like a scam" toot)

I've just heard about this "Initiative Q" thing, some payment system thingymawhatsit

Wow it sounds sketch as fuck

With additional pyramid scheme overtones!

"Huh, seems to be getting dark a lot earlier today"

"...oh wait, clocks changed, fool"

@sydneyfalk @Lumb it's more versatile, you can either say it as friends or more along the lines of how stalin said it

@noelle it was a Shih Tzu

@trashyfins@chomp.life

@Jo why yes, I did do technical drawing at school, how did you guess?

@Jo quick bodge would be just strapping some wood to it so it sits on that rather than the piston thing

@sydneyfalk @Lumb comrades always works well for me

@Nine It's like learning that prior to some meme a bunch of people weren't standing on the right of an escalator and walking on the left

@Nine yeah, it's just...

Saying cheers to the bus driver is just what you do?

wait... you mean to say that prior to some fortnight meme nobody outside of the greater Bristol area had the reflex of saying "cheers, drive" every time they walked off a bus?