Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noelle @scoots see I was thinking new magnetic audio format

@der_Jeff@mastodon.host she hasn't yet but I'll certainly bring it up

@der_Jeff@mastodon.host oh yeah, we have those here as well

in fact it's fairly likely that she was using one

she just manages to pick up accident and emergency worthy injuries from seemingly safe stuff on a regular basis

@der_Jeff@mastodon.host nope, that would make sense, this was just your garden variety hot water bottle with hot water in

My sister has somehow managed to get a second degree burn from a hot water bottle

She's absolutely fine but how the hell do you get a second degree burn from a hot water bottle of all things?

Even the burns consultant hadn't seen any injuries like that from a hot water bottle before

@maplebot17@botsin.space *lots of really good pets*

@maple is this that machine learning I've been hearing so much about?

@noelle I've stopped putting much faith in any polling or projections at this point

@Jo @Taweret@octodon.social it's truly a magical place, the only shop you can walk into for a pint of milk and walk out with the milk, a patio set, and a chainsaw because there were just so cheap

@maple awww want to pet the cute lil critter!

also the cat!

@azushark surely at that point it's a maxi

@maple have good sleeps cassandra!

@maple give cassandra lots of good pets for me!

@pixl@snouts.online wow, those are some really lost penguins!

@maple aaaaa

@TheGibson 100% yes, infowars was right that foreign octopuses are influencing US elections

I'm pretty sure at this point that I've alienated the right-wing enough that if I tell people to go vote then they're going to decide not to out of pure spite leaving only people who'd vote democrat

If that's not the case then free abortions for everyone, healthcare is a human right, violence is a perfectly fine way to fight nazis, and Reagan can suck it

Go vote