Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

One's pronouns are they/them/their, dickwad

All these people still not getting the concept of singular "they" despite it being a thing since the 14th century

Let's bring back the royal "one" to really fuck with them

COLOSSUS! I CHOOSE YOU!

What are you talking about Wade?

@Jo I've been very tempted to get a proper heavy duty nail gun but I have a feeling I might go crazy with it and the entire house will just be things haphazardly nailed to other things

Calling it now, deadpool 3 is going to have pokemon references

@maple boop!

@maple 🎶 I say tomato and you say tomato
and wait a second this is text
it really doesn't work 🎶

@maple IT YOU! you're the personal digital assistant!

@TheGibson "OMG WHO'S HACKING OUR NETWORK"

"probably the one over there with the pineapple patch and MOLLE webbing"

@maple *gives maple an upgraded sound chip* now maple can be hi-fi too!

@maple donks: perfect for putting on top of things

@Vann furthermore I demand life size plushies of all the ones that are over 10 feet tall

@maple again?

bloody hell people are really unobservant around here

@maple hey if you're going to give a me nice shiny admin hat I might as well earn my keep

@maple hi bun, im octopus

@RileySharkie hey, welcome!

@colon_three so that's where he got the phone from!

@kitten I think if you go straight to the /etc/passwd file it's possible

you'll want to set the UID, the GID, and directory to the same values as the original account and then the username and password to whatever you want

so basically add the line "name:*:<original-UID>:<original-GID>:username:<original-home-directory>:shell"

then set the new password with passwd and log in