Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@maple pretty much the only sports-related content I've ever been really super interested by
health
bluh, octopus is all sinus-y
vaguely interesting fact
@softgoat it's doing literally the opposite in fact, the rotation of the earth is slowing over time due to the moon
this is why we need to keep adding leap seconds every so often to keep civil time roughly in sync with solar time
these sheep are excessively cute, i wish to meet them one day
@maple if you want some testimonials to shove in there then "maple is goodest robot friend" ~ octopus
Capitalism, thinly veiled adverts
@Jo usually hollywood accounting isn't as blatant as this but evidently universal have stopped giving a shit
Capitalism, thinly veiled adverts
@Jo no you see Mamma Mia! (company owned by universal) is paying large amounts of money to Universal TV (company owned by universal) which means that Mamma Mia! doesn't have to pay as much money to anyone who's entitled to a cut of net profits from the film and universal (which owns both companies) can keep more!
Sam the Octopus
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Coyotes, meerkats, and octopodes
@Gargron 
shit's fucked
@elchapo he's also said that he relies on the advice and expertise of his staff to make decisions which puts him well ahead of most ministers
Sam the Octopus
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"Japan's cyber-security minister has 'never used a computer'"
TBH it sounds like he is way ahead of the curve on computer security
dark very UK centric joke
It has been reported that footballer Paul Gascoigne has been seen entering Downing Street with a bucket of fried chicken and a fishing rod
brexit
@arcans@mastodon.at most common three colours for a flag to be
although with how things are going the blue section might want another independence referendum so it could just be a red and white brexit
brexit
@arcans@mastodon.at a "red, white, and blue brexit"
we don't know what that means either
brexit
text transcription:
UK: I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
EU: So tell me what you want, what you really really want
UK: I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
EU: So tell me what you want, what you really really want
[continues for 28 months]
Sam the Octopus
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GIANT SQUIRREL
That transphobic professor and that bizarre Medium post
@Jo what is it with the University of Toronto and dickhead professors?
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
