Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@zoey bunch of crabs in a bucket

@maple *hugs the bun*

@maple blublublublublub

@Elizafox https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/set

@penguin42 I really should set up some cameras or something but haven't got around to it

The clinking noises are all from their food dishes, they can find those alright, but the new house is off in a bit of bush

I'm not entirely sure the hedgehogs have noticed that new house I put out for them

They're adorable bless 'em, but they're not the smartest or most observant of critters

@Jo top 1 free windows utility: https://github.com/pbatard/rufus

so you can make a bootable USB and put linux on the thing

@suetanvil@mastodon.technology technically illegal but I'm sure all the witnesses would happen to be looking the other way

@letthewatersroar@toot.cafe you haven't got the "muslamic ray guns with shakira law" bit yet

Also nobody is a "British Subject" since 1981 but I wouldn't expect that news to have filtered over

ALSO

KNIVES ARE FINE AND LEGAL HERE, YOU JUST CAN'T CARRY A FUCKING MACHETE AROUND UNLESS YOU'VE GOT A REASON FOR CARRYING IT OTHER THAN "I WANNA CHOP THAT FUCKER'S ARMS OFF"

@letthewatersroar@toot.cafe oh god that's another one that annoys me, all the going on about knife regs

It's to stop people carrying around machetes, not pocket knives

@letthewatersroar@toot.cafe yep, also any other johnny foreigner that insists on not understanding that fact but it's primarily the yanks

oh for fuck's sake

IT'S NOT A LICENSE FOR A TV

IT'S A LICENSE FOR VIEWING LIVE BROADCAST TELEVISION

I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS IS SO HARD FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND

@Jo the street^W hamster finds its own uses for things

@tom sort of thing that only happens once in a lifetime