Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Jo wait, people are still defending him for going at a producer because the hotel restaurant was closed?

@Jo how does one defend jeremy clarkson? I thought everyone knew he's a dick

I mean yeah, points for punching piers morgan but that doesn't offset the dickery

@maple and such a good robot as well!

@noelle also firefighters need to get to emergencies quickly and we all know the red ones go faster

Game idea: a deck building game, but you're actually building some decking

@maple I mean, I'd assume it'd work but it seems wrong somehow

this is an australian possum with leucism (partial loss of pigmentation)

it's a goddamn pikachu

@maple actual photo of the maple

@maple all the time 🍔

@Taweret@octodon.social ah, joining the church of england are we?

@natalie@masto.ninja sure it's not mauve? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVlegsvX7SM

I can only assume the buyer for asda knew exactly what they were doing when deciding to stock pink, purple, and blue led lights

well, it's december now and my laptop is stunningly bisexual

@maple ooh, that's super good

@natalie@masto.ninja kevin bacon teaches typing

he's not got much on at the moment and needs to cover the mortgage

@natalie@masto.ninja eh, the cis are weird

@natalie@masto.ninja okay, yeah, I really don't understand that

Unless said friend happens to live in the arse end of nowhere and only able to communicate with the wider world by phone line I can't see it

@natalie@masto.ninja very occasionally you can make a phone call in places you can't make a voip call

Can't see that coming up often enough for the cis to insist on it but maybe?