Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I've had a couple of the new tumblr people ask me (paraphrased) "hi, where's the porn?"

These weren't people who were on computerfairi.es, these were on .social

Which means, of all the people on the entire fediverse, they chose me specifically to ask where the porn was

I have no idea how to feel about this

Thing I really want: a xenomorph(from the alien films)-themed cuckoo clock

xenomorph head mounted to the wall, every hour on the hour the jaw opens and the little inner jaw comes out with a "cuckoo cuckoo" sound

it's cereal experiments lane

Did you know?

computerfairi.es is the only fediverse instance run by a robot!

@kiilas @KitRedgrave@cybre.space daww, I wanted to believe that was a real toot from someone who was about to be horrified

@KitRedgrave@cybre.space please tell me that's a quote from someone who just joined the fediverse and please tell me who

@indianmidgetninja Each instance admin pays the bills for that particular instance, there's no shared fund

So if you're thinking of donating then I'd suggest donating to the instance you're using's admin because they're the one keeping the lights on where you are

Feel free to donate to other instance's admins as well of course, this isn't a competition and every instance helps the fediverse toot along

@House_of_Pears yeah, really

verified by his twitter and everything

@InspectorCaracal I'm just really, really hoping that Tommy Wiseau being here sets the tone for any other celebrities that turn up

@scoots Wiseau and Breen meet here and decide to do a film together

The fediverse: William Shatner can't find you here, but Tommy Wiseau can

...Tommy Wiseau is on masto.social

I...

what the hell is happening?

@trashyfins@chomp.life ooh, that would be a good idea

I'd use it exclusively to tell people "fuckity-bye" after they've been banned but it would be a good idea

According to all known laws of social networks there is no way a volunteer-run federated alternative should be able to survive

There's just not enough venture capital to get it off the ground

The fediverse, of course, survives anyway

Because the fediverse doesn't care what a bunch of capitalists think is possible

@jk mil-spec actually just means "leave it with a private for 5 minutes and it probably won't be broken"

@leadore inventory tracking, if there's not an asset number assigned to something, it doesn't exist

@leadore if there's no asset number then nope, not a boat there

@trashyfins@chomp.life yeah, we suspended that from here, looks like a data gathering operation