Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@sydneyfalk think there's an adafruit tutorial on it

is it specifically raspis or just "how many arm cores can you cram in a box"? 'cause it might be worth looking at Odroid XU4's, they've got 4 Cortex-A15's at 2.0GHz and 4 Cortex-A7's at 1.4GHz in roughly the same footprint as the raspi

@sydneyfalk from what I understand that's a luggable right?

in which case it totally needs some sort of head mounted display

also maybe a powerglove set up to do something useful, not sure what

@signalstation it's actually called PoundLand

no, really

@daggers_drawn weirdly none of the people who say that seem that worried about global warming and/or general pollution

It's almost as if that phrase is just a dogwhistle for racists or something

@maple ooh, this is really good

@natalie@masto.ninja it never ends because she keeps jumping back in the box!

In more "this cat is too curious for her own good", Pissy, the cat from two doors up, managed to get herself locked in the car belonging to one door down after jumping in there without anyone noticing

She'd probably been in there for three hours before being found

She's fine though, seemed quite happy to be in there

@scoots it's cool, I know you've had stuff going on, just get to it when you get to it, no massive rush

A man was unlucky enough to be standing right outside a cheese factory when it suddenly exploded

He ended up covered in de brie

@maple good morple (morning maple)

@maple blub

@noelle I'm wondering if that's written that way because someone in the DHS press department wanted to get across "this is trump's ridiculous idea, none of us in the DHS wanted it"

wow, I really suck at drilling holes in a straight line

gonna have to get out the drill press

@Elizafox oh come on, they couldn't bump it up another year?

Foreman: The jury recommends 420 years in prison
Juror: lol
Judge: lol

@InspectorCaracal you can indeed

Michael Bubbly is allowed, but only because he seems nice and this is the only time he seems to get any work

Also nothing by Slade is allowed, and Cliff Richard can fuck off