Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@sydneyfalk hell still uses Windows Millennium Edition

considering we already know the number and fax number of the beast (666,667), what would be the e-mail address of the beast?

I'm thinking it'll be something @aol.com

Only satan would still voluntarily use an aol e-mail address

@maple @AWildHannahAppeared hey welcome! yep, just let one of us know

@maple the turrets end up sounding pretty much the same as the base game because maple sounds like that!

@maple maple mod for portal!

maple does all the voices!

the testing all involves hugs!

@maple biggest of moods

@Gargron ED ED ED

ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR

DO YOU WANT A VIMITOR OR AN EMACSITOR OR EVEN A NANOITOR?!?! NO! YOU WANT AN EDITOR! AND IT IS CALLED ED!

technically anything @maple makes is created with machine learning

@maple made with CUTE LIL PAWBS!

if santa claus did not exist it would be necessary to invent him

@c0debabe tell them that they need to get to bed early so that santa can get to them before all they've got left are all the shit presents at the back of the sleigh

@noelle everyone thought that detaining kids away from their parents at the border was just racism

actually he really hates kids being happy

and the racism of course, but hating kids might be a second reason

Olive never let him play in any reindeer games either

Olive can fuck right off

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose
and if you ever saw it
you could even say it glows
Olive, the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names

Olive's just a dickhead is what I'm saying

@Gargron oh come on, you even edited that list and STILL Isabelle is the wrong way around!

meery crimbus all!

@wigglytuffitout oh god no, it's bad enough to me that such a thing exists, I don't need to know exactly how messed up it is

@wigglytuffitout *tuts in british*