Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Nine @maple the one on the left looks like some sort of minty eclair, the one on the right looks like a dry beetroot cracker

@maple bring back single-purpose boards of switches and buttons and dials you can plug in to control software

I'm talking full-on steel battalion

@InspectorCaracal they've released a couple of pictures from the Ultima Thule flyby, they'll have more stuff later on though

any time NASA does anything cool the whole fediverse turns into the damn space core from portal

I can just hear all of us going "SPAAAAAAAACE"

@maple I want mine spring-loaded so if anyone tries to dig me up I jump out at them

@trixie hmm... if it involves adding milk to a bowl of carbs it's basically breakfast cereal

@archadia@tootplanet.space yeah, get in on this

So millennials, which industries are we killing this year?

@wigglytuffitout I'm almost jealous of people with amputations because they can just fling their prosthetic at people from over a desk instead of having to do a 1 hour+ interview to reiterate "yeah, I am still disabled"

@Nine goddamnit

happy new year!

assuming you're using a calendar that switches year now of course, otherwise happy new year in advance for whenever your year increments

literally the fediverse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gwXJsWHupg

@maple they heard "start setting the fireworks off at 12" and mistook it for midday

@Nine scronchy

@maple comfy nice instance and we all love you too!

@syrup hey, you've got more than enough rj45 ports for it!

@maple all beepy friends are nice and valid and good

@Taweret@octodon.social Poe wrote on both