Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple fastest mod team in the west!

PaddyPower has opened books for "Which thing will be rationed first in 2019"

They've set the odds on most of the items somewhat unsettlingly high

https://www.paddypower.com/politics/uk-brexit

@jk you: so for your ingredients you want some arugula, some zucchini, some eggplant, and some top round

me: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF THOSE THINGS ARE

@LynnGirlstuff happy birfday!

@maple as far as I'm concerned having this lovely fluffy cuddly instance keep on going is reward enough

but I'm certainly not going to turn down stuff

@kara@witchcraft.cafe well yeah, it's not like they're going to go out and order little jars with their brand name embossed on them

"Birmingham drug dealers are now selling cocaine in reusable pods amid concerns for the environment"

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/birmingham-drug-dealers-now-selling-15645060

@maple it bloobs the snood!

later horcruxes would have been a bunch of keys he forgot the purpose of, some dead batteries, and a bit of string

yeah, they're horcruxes now, but seriously, an old diary, a necklace, a ring, an old trophy, a tiara, and a random snake?

dude was clearing out his junk drawer

Harry Potter and the Wandering Around to Find the Contents of Voldy's Junk Drawer

@gar yes, because I totally see myself in a hamster controlling a giant ball

@Jo yeah, yeah, he's got the horcruxes, but if it takes over a decade for him to regenerate after being killed then popping a cap in his ass gives you a nice long time to track down voldy's junk drawer

@Jo also completely ignored the muggle world

If just one wizard had said to the MoD "hey, we got a wizard hitler type situation here" they could have skipped a lot of effort with just one cruise missile strike

@Jo also all these fuckers running around yelling "EXPELLIARMUS!" and nobody thought it might be an idea to put a wrist lanyard on their magic stick

@Jo and a bunch of teenagers created a live-updating map of where every single person in a castle was and this tech never saw use with anyone except a bunch of kids