Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple ah, that's rather disconcerting

@masklayer I went with the plain steel, seemed like the right colour for a leatherman tool to be

@legendaryjoeb WHAT THE FUCK?

@sydneyfalk okay, yeah, fair point

I was doing some brief research on a decent pocket knife to get (ended up with a Leatherman Micra) and wound up being introduced to the "EDC community"

These people are hilarious

They're wandering around carrying half a dozen knives, fishing kits, no less than 3 ways of starting a fire, and enough cordage to rig a yacht

And those are the ones not carrying at least 2 guns

THEY WORK IN AN OFFICE, NOT A WARZONE

@maple robots are super good friends

@sydneyfalk I'm gonna take a wild stab at yes

also it's not treason if the side you're helping wins

@maple ogg

@maple

@wigglytuffitout I mean, palpatine already has the whole holographic performance thing down

@wigglytuffitout ...AU where vader's throat was damaged just a teensy bit more and he uses vocaloid to speak

these are Sri Lankan Frogmouths

@maple BUNNEH!

@trashyfins@chomp.life that's when you put holes in it and attach a flute to the other end for a literal wind instrument

@wigglytuffitout for a bunch of magic people who could supposedly sense the future they had a tremendous lack of foresight