Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@jk oops

@LaserScheme country dish towel?

"You're tearing me apart sharky!"

Tommy Wiseau has announced that he's "directing" and "acting" in a new film called Big Shark

https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3545072/teaser-room-director-tommy-wiseaus-next-film-shark-attack-movie-titled-big-shark/

"Oh hai shark"

Cookie Monster is evidently having a great time on his reddit AMA

@maple yeah, it's just a couple years too late for the cool stickers, think the lenovo buyout was 2005-ish

@maple the IBM-made thinkpads will always have a warm place in my heart

@maple TABBY THE CHONKPAD!

@maple CHONKPAD!

Cookie Monster is doing a reddit AMA

https://old.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/anu4u9/me_cookie_monster_me_want_you_to_come_visit_me_on/

That's a sentence I didn't ever expect to type

LB: if I have to see this then y'all fuckers have to too

@Zelli jesus fuck

@Jo actual star wars agenda:

1. make shittonnes of money
2. see 1

@maple 🐙

@Jo @Violet @revolverocelot I once saw someone try to figure out XMPP federation

Eventually we all went "fuck it, just have accounts on both and set them both up in pidgin"

@maple yikes

@maple I haven't heard of a discord thing

@theoutrider looks like we're going to be building an at least 4 metre tall guillotine then

@mawr those plugs look about as horrified as I do right now