Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple I think the people on the field kick the ball then refs stop everything and people yell at the ref

yep, he's frothing at the mouth after the lottery decision

I mean, more so than he usually is

@maple very good toot, I shall look forward to the next one!

@Nine goes around wearing a canadian tuxedo

@Nine Jond: Jean Bond

@maple best deal ever

@TheGibson so long as they don't notice it's on waterproof paper I'm in!

Probably going to be quicker to ask who isn't running in the Democratic primary

Biologist: "What systematic name should we give to these large brown mammals?"
Scared intern: "BEAR! BEAR! BEAR!"
Biologist: "Yeah, Ursus Arctos Arctos sounds good"
Scared intern: "THERE'S A BEAR! RUN!"

I love comments about how "white people don't do spices"

Mate, we love spices so much we stole an entire subcontinent!

Brown Sauce: it's made of brown

@revolverocelot @InspectorCaracal "here you go, here's your egg and light armour division"

@InspectorCaracal @revolverocelot or about if ostritch eggs are a bit on the large side for a soft boiled egg?

@garbados yeah, we are pretty good 🐙

@Nine all robofrien are good and nice

@Chel @maple of course it cute! it maple!

@maple I don't know about "not a lot", that's a very respectable bunch of stuff there

you've been quite the industrious bun!

Trump's really taking this "national emergency" thing seriously, I just heard he spent most of today in a bunker!

...huh?

...oh

apparently I misunderstood, when they said "in a bunker" they meant he was golfing again