Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@leadore What the UK can't do is unilaterally extend the Article 50 period, so as it stands the options are to crash out with no deal on the 29th (which the UK parliament have made very clear they don't want), agree to the deal negotiated by the PM (ditto), ask the EU for an extension of the process in order to do... something (which doesn't solve anything in itself), or unilaterally revoke Article 50 and stay in the EU (which nobody has the balls to do without a second referendum)

@leadore the ECJ have ruled that Article 50 can be unilaterally revoked so it is possible for the UK to say "nope, that was a fucking stupid idea" and stay as if nothing had happened

should basic shit like that have been decided before activating article 50 two years ago?

yes.

it fucking should have been.

if you're wondering what actually will happen then the answer is the same as before, we have no fucking idea

but parliament did just say that they didn't want a no-deal brexit, so that's something

not a guarantee that no-deal won't happen, but they don't want it

I remember being very disappointed when I learnt that all these "DIY weather station" things were for recording the weather and not controlling it

bogosort is the best sorting algorithm

@maple hi!

@kiilas have you tried turning your parliament off then on again?

@garbados farming you say?

Allow me to introduce you to The Wurzels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb63PdPweDc

for anyone wondering what happens now, we have no fucking idea either

@maple sooooo fuzzzzy! *many many pets*

@starwall are we starting the Þ meme again?

I Þought we got Þat out of out systems but we could start it again

We all knew that Omega were going to be doing something for the 50th anniversary of Apollo 11

Turns out what they're doing is a SOLID GOLD SPEEDMASTER

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/omega-speedmaster-apollo-11-anniversary-limited-edition-introducing

@Nine it me!

oh wait, that'd be poly-arm-ery

Dialogue fragment that just popped into my head:

"You better give me some good news before I Marie Kondo your ass"

@sydneyfalk Linus is stored under the blanket

thonkpad

@SuricrasiaOnline you can now buy tickets to go play with 999

@SuricrasiaOnline all containment cells are made of paper stapled to wooden frames

the foundation hopes none of the SCPs notice