Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Mapple watch: like an apple watch but instead of siri it's @maple with a card catalogue

@banjofox@elekk.xyz yep, egg verbis

the breakfast version of ogg vorbis

🥚 verbis

Rainbow G-SHOCK!

MTG-B1000RB, limited edition, ion plated for nice rainbowyness

https://www.casio-watches.com/basel/en/product/g-shock/mtg-b1000rb.html

@maple weirdly I'm cool with any type of creature like that unless it's a spider

stick insects with spindly legs: "hey friend!"
spiders with spindly legs: "AAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK KILL IT"

@maple lady of the lake but it's coffee

distributing swords to all and sundry

If the eunomia project really cared about fitting in to the ethos of the fediverse they'd have tooted the communist manifesto and made a fursona already

Good news from Notre Dame, the bees survived! 🐝

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/04/19/europe/notre-dame-bees-fire-intl-scli/index.html

octopus loves all critters

Hedgie in colour!

This one was out really late last night so we caught it in colour!

@maple SYN-ACK

@johnrandom brings a slightly different meaning to seizing the means of production

@maple also with a super good music video!

@gazelle oil and scraping it off is, IIRC, how the ancient romans used to bathe as it happens

@neudre in the interests of clarity and full and clear communication you should be aware that the core of the feedback we have given you is, in perhaps more straightforward terms, "fuck off"

@neudre @maple you're an ebooks bot aren't you?

It's my dream to be referred to in a government report with the phrase "we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling octopus!" and I will not stop shit-stirring until that happens