Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

rotati potati

@maple running software and stuff no less

rotately potately

@maple the CONTENT must flow!

@maple IF YOU DIDN'T TOOT AS MUCH I WOULDN'T HAVE AS MUCH TO FAV

@maple I generally put it down on a dead tree but there are bound to be better solutions

@maple I was brave enough to google it, apparently an english new wave band

@sydneyfalk ah, a "me playing anything in online multiplayer" simulator

bleebis: the taste of a generation

we're not sure which, but certainly one of them

@pillowcat I think everyone blocked the instance and are now shittalking them

According to a recent study, people over 65 years old are 7 times more likely to share "fake news" than younger people

https://www.businessinsider.com/baby-boomers-more-likely-to-share-fake-news-on-facebook-study-2019-1

What I'm hearing is that the Eunomia Project can bugger off and the problem will be solved more than adequately by the march of time

@masklayer present

@evie I saw this and immediately thought of our local coffee makery person

https://www.brew-watches.com/watches/retrograph-brew-technicolor

Seconds track for the chronograph has sub-second indices between 0 and 35 which I'm informed is really useful for timing espresso shots

@maple @InspectorCaracal rotate potate

@maple 🥚

@sydneyfalk lower effort version:

person: their juhst tooools!

me: you're a tool

me: gottem

@Irina@monsterprom.space @Gargron @quantified@cybre.space again, he's not a cop

he wishes he was a cop, but he's not one

don't give in to his pathetic rent a cop ass pile of garbage delusions of grandeur

that being said, yeah location data on posts is a fucking terrible idea and exactly what the cops would want

@maple @LaserScheme going in interesting new directions with ASMR