Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noelle @maple bunnicane, it's like sharknado but cuter and more cuddly

@cassolotl@queer.party @noiob oh, also it could well be counting energy burned in calories (small c), whereas the Calories (big C) marked on food packaging are in fact kilocalories

@Jookia I just enjoy throwing bricks through it

@alex I'd love to see him receive a pint of guinness

hedgie having a good scratch

also you wouldn't think it but hedgehogs can indeed move fast enough to cause motion blur

what if the hokey cokey really is what it's all about?

@maple is rabbit still a thing? could pile on there for movie night or something

I'm so non-binary I only code on a Setun

Here's a watch brand that's often overlooked, Ochs und Junior

They're all designed by Ludwig Oechslin who is, with no exaggeration whatsoever, a fucking genius when it comes to watchmaking

Their flagship piece is their perpetual calendar, where other brands use a couple of hundred parts over the base movement to make that complication Oechslin found a way to do it in 9

They've also got a pretty neat take on a dual time zone watch and one that shows you length of day

https://www.ochsundjunior.swiss/

I really want to see Shapiro go up against Paxman, that'd be fucking hilarious

@maple confirmed cute!

Now, I'm not exactly the biggest fan of Andrew Neil as a person (the Thatcherite bastard) but occasionally his interviews are quite fun

Here's Ben Shapiro losing it when being interviewed by him https://youtu.be/e82PJiY8RIY

Or, in terms he seems to prefer, Ben Shapiro gets DESTROYED by Andrew Neil

@maple *really good octo-cuddles*

@maple hope you feel better soon, bun

does your instance have an emojo of the admin eating a hamburger?

computerfairi.es does

rotatay potatay

@Shrigglepuss the bit of law to look at is The Consumer Contracts (Information, Cancellation and Additional Charges) Regulations 2013

http://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2013/3134/contents/made

If you inform them of your intention to cancel the order in writing by fax or email then they've got 14 days to refund your money before they're in contravention of it, there's a form letter to do that in schedule 3

our hedgehogs obviously have refined tastes

they always wolf down tesco's chicken pate cat food

we tried them on asda's last night and they didn't even touch the stuff

we must be treating them far too well