Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

cool computer

@transbian

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Freshly delivered to the @transbian shipping and fulfillment centre and ready to be sent out by our crack team of trained hedgehogs!

@maple you other robots can't deny
when a synth walks in with an itty bitty drain
and 18650s in their case...

I'm not entirely sure where I'm going with this

@maple oh now that'd be awesome zine material

@maple a writeup of your custom cabling for your stuff would be pretty cool

lil cube computers that you can stack up and out and they all network together and they automatically form a beowulf cluster or something

that'd be neat

@maple always a little too firm for me, but then I was on them during takeoff

@maple ooh, I've got some hammocks lying around, I'll have to give you one to set up so you're all comfy in there

irn bru: it's made from girders

it looks like the fox that comes 'round our garden is nursing some lil'...foxlets? cubs? kits? I can't remember what baby foxes are called

but we think she's got some of them!

@slightlyflightyone@vulpine.club 🙋 yo

I mean, I'm usually terrible at it so leaving stuff like that in the hands of people who know what they're doing is probably a better idea but I'm more than happy to give it a go

@maple "Welcome to the starship Mirai, here's the bridge... here's engineering... here's the engine... here's the coffee machine... here's the maple"

"HI!"

@maple the maple has connected

Occasional reminder that Brewdog are fake punks, set fake interviews to get marketing ideas which they then don't pay for, and their pubs are filled with twats

@noelle @maple bunnicane, it's like sharknado but cuter and more cuddly

@cassolotl @noiob oh, also it could well be counting energy burned in calories (small c), whereas the Calories (big C) marked on food packaging are in fact kilocalories

@Jookia I just enjoy throwing bricks through it

@alex I'd love to see him receive a pint of guinness

hedgie having a good scratch

also you wouldn't think it but hedgehogs can indeed move fast enough to cause motion blur